1 year ago
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THIS DOES NOT REFLECT MY OWN VIEWS. This is all just confirmed Paladins lore. I spoke with every member of Hi-Rez to confirm each and every piece of this (maybe).


Viktor Viktor

Viktor hates Jewish people. After the war is won; he plans on attending art school. If that doesn't work out for him he then has even bigger plans for himself and the rest of the realm.


Ruckus Ruckus

Ruckus often uses the N-Word and once made Lex cry by doing so.


Lex Lex

Lex often calls Ruckus a "green f*ck knuckle , tiny c*cked , little hob-goblin c*nt", often in response to racism.


Grohk Grohk
Tiberius Tiberius

Once after a Siege mission; Grohk drugged Tiberius's milk bowl and then waxed a N*zi symbol on his once very hairy bottom.

To get back at Grohk; Tiberius f*cked Grohk's dad.


Seris Seris
Maeve Maeve

Seris often teases Maeve for having tiny t*ts. Maeve often teases Seris for being a "blind c*nt wh*re b*tch".


Torvald Torvald

Torvald is a registered s*x offender and is not allowed within 2 miles of any school.


Buck Buck

Buck never actually went bald/lost his hair. He joined a horse riding gang when he was 15, shaved his head and is now often referred to as 'a skinhead' by those that know him but want nothing to do with him.


Barik Barik
Saati Saati
Grover Grover

Barik and Saati were once married and had 3 children together. One day Barik came home after a few too many rums with Fernando at the bar and proceeded to beat the living sh*t out of Saati and the kids. Barik soon after lost custody of his children, was divorced by Saati and spent 3 years in prison where he then turned homosexual and met his new and current partner; Grover. Grover spent time in prison for decapitating a McDonald's worker with his trusty axe.


Ying Ying

Ying consensually slept with over 40 (now former) champions of the realm, who she back then claimed sexually assaulted her when people started teasing her over her 'kill count'. All 40 of the champions were instantly removed from Paladins back in 2017 and the voice actors in real life were sentenced to life in prison after an uproar on Twitter and death threats towards Hi-Rez staff members for leaving poor fictional Ying exposed to the accused fictional s*xual predators.


Kasumi Kasumi

Kasumi is a c*nt.

Unranked Champions
44 Champions
Pip Pip
Skye Skye
Fernando Fernando
Cassie Cassie
Evie Evie
Androxus Androxus
Kinessa Kinessa
Drogoz Drogoz
Bomb King Bomb King
Makoa Makoa
Mal'Damba Mal'Damba
Sha Lin Sha Lin
Tyra Tyra
Inara Inara
Willo Willo
Ash Ash
Lian Lian
Zhin Zhin
Jenos Jenos
Strix Strix
Talus Talus
Terminus Terminus
Khan Khan
Vivian Vivian
Moji Moji
Furia Furia
Koga Koga
Dredge Dredge
Imani Imani
Atlas Atlas
Io Io
Raum Raum
Corvus Corvus
Vora Vora
Yagorath Yagorath
Octavia Octavia
Vatu Vatu
Rei Rei
Azaan Azaan
Betty la Bomba Betty la Bomba
Lillith Lillith
Caspian Caspian
Nyx Nyx